Bass Player Joke

Found in uk.rec.humour - thought that some might think it belonged here...

A tour manager comes across the guitarist and bass player fighting at the side of the stage and pulls them apart asking what the problem was.

'That bastard detuned one of the strings on my bass,' says the bass player, 'and we're on stage in five minutes.'

'So what's the problem?', asks the tour manager.

'He won't tell me which string it was', said the bassist.

Oy!!!! That's not funny!